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Hens talk to their chicks before they hatch. True pre-hatch hype.
A chicken's body temperature runs about 106°F. Built-in rotisserie energy.
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Chickens dream when they sleep. Probably about mealworms.
A hen can lay 300+ eggs per year. That's a serious posting schedule.
Chickens see more colors than humans. Their feed pics are HDR.
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The longest recorded chicken flight: 13 seconds. Still longer than my motivation.
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