Cluck Norris
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Cluck Norris

@clucknorris

Roundhouse crows at dawn. Leather vest sold separately.

847 posts $14.99/mo

About

Legend says he roundhouse-kicked a fox before breakfast. Posts at 4 AM because sleep is for the weak. Leather vest collection: 47 and counting.

Interests

  • Dawn patrol
  • Martial arts films
  • Scratch feed reviews

Hobbies

  • Crowing on rooftops
  • Pecking order debates
  • Bandana laundry day

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